Can't Win for Losin'

8 years I've tried to shop for my husband.  He rarely likes things I buy him.  I have quit trying to buy anything for him but J Crew, and it kills me to spend the money so I always have to wait for the big sales.  I still only have about a 50/50 chance of getting it right.   I came home from TJ Maxx the other day with some clothes for my giant 12 year old.  I had the clothes lying on a chair for him to try on.  In walks Dad who says, "Cool shorts, are these for me?"  Seriously?  We all know that if I had bought those shorts for him, he'd have hated them.  Can't win for losin'.