Ode to my Chi

Oh, how I love you, my little Chi

Without you, how puffy my hair would be

There has been no one like you

to come into my life

to save me from curls, frizz and strife.

I got you on Ebay, and saved lots of dough

and thanks to that, I have no more 'fro.

Short hair I always thought I'd know.

But with you, I can try and let it grow.

You are the best purchase I have ever made,

Now my hair is almost long enough to have a braid.

How I wish I'd invented you,

but since I didn't I'll write this poem for you.

I LOVE MY CHI!